**Introduction: [$WJNT/Official Winky Jackin’ Whitepaper] Embracing the Decentralized Shitcoin Future with Goonicide Venture Capital™**

GOONICIDE VENTURE CAPITAL™ is proud to announce the
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GOONICIDE VENTURE CAPITAL™ is not just a bullshit pump and dump rug program – we’re here to capture the value that is too frequently misallocated through pump and dump hype and carefully redirect it into useful purpose within a real venture capital ecosystem. The shitcoining industry is competitive. We're here to compete, but we strive to retain our moral integrity while doing so.




Our Motto: WE ARE GOONICIDE VENTURE CAPITAL™. WE STRIVE TO MAKE HONEST RETURNS FOR EVERY INVESTOR INVOLVED IN OUR ECOSYSTEM. FUCK BUY AND SELL BOTS. FUCK PROFIT EXTRACTION. FUCK INSIDERS. WE WANT VALUE RETENTION. WE DO NOT PUMP AND DUMP OUR HYPE. WE DO NOT TRADE. WE BUILD AND WE HODL. WEB3.0 IS IMMINENT. WE ARE GOING TO BE THE BITCOIN OF THE SHITCOIN UNIVERSE.




So, what's this game plan, blood?



open command line

initiate niggaterminal
"initiate niggaterminal"
Initiated.
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Nigmode Engaged.
Awaiting Command.
generate blackpaper
/ERROR/COMMAND_UNKNOWN"generate blackpaper"/
generate the blackest cryptocurrency project whitepaper possible
"generate the blackest cryptocurrency project whitepaper possible"
Generating Now.
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**[Insert Ticker/Document Title]**
**[$WJNT/Official Winky Jackin’ Whitepaper]**

**Goonicide Venture Capital™(G.V.C.) Goonicide.org $WJNT www.goonicide.org**

**[Insert Ticker/Token Title]**
**[$WJNT/Winky Jackin' Nigga Token]**

**[Insert Contract Address]**
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1. **Why It's Not Just a Pump-and-Dump Scheme**: Goonicide Venture Capital™ is proud to announce: the Winky Jackin' Nigga Token ($WJNT).

The $WJNT is a community token that sustains the business and entrepreneurial endeavors of our developers while retaining value in the Goonicide Venture Capital™ Gooniverse® ecosystem and within the token itself. Our developers don't see this as a quick shitcoin rugpull scheme: we're here to collect and capture the seemingly infinite value that would be otherwise lost to stupid shitcoin rugpull projects, and preserve the innocence of those oh-so precious technologically inept masses that are currently flooding into the cryptocurrency space as we speak. [We don't want more grandparents losing their retirement funds to all the other dogcoins and fartbucks out there.] We want to produce, market and fund the greatest shitcoins of all time, and reward all of our investors in the process.

Our vision is one of the unlimited development of new shitcoins until the actual fucking end of time. We aspire to become the great mother asshole from which legendary shitcoins are born.

At Goonicide Venture Capital™, we believe the shitcoin is an art, and we want to capture and redistribute the value of that art to our shareholders who share the same vision. Venture capital conduct involves investing in startups, providing them with funding and resources, and then reaping the benefits when those startups succeed. We're starting our venture capital movement with our foundational token, the Winky Jackin' Nigga Token [$WJNT] a lovingly handcrafted foundational shitcoin development by our founder, @OldManTupper.

“...boss says we're launching this token called $WJNT, the Winky Jackin’ Nigga Token. It's supposed to be some kinda utility token or somethin’, that allows investors to participate in the upcoming venture capital shitcoin launchpad that is the Goonicide Venture Capital ecosystem. Some pretty wild shit, if ya ask me”.

We seek to capitalize on the recent shock of the Goonicide incident's capture of the social media algorithm’s attention - this incredible meme didn't flourish to it's maximum potential, as it was quickly evaporated from the media spotlight (alongside Solana’s liquidity) by the shocking dominance of the recent U.S. President-Elect Donald Trump's very own shitcoin venture.

*Side Note* - The actual fucking leader of the free world just pulled off a ridiculously massive shitcoin rugpull on his own country. We literally have a shitcoining president. There's a realistic chance that this community could be funded (moreso than it already is) directly by government money in the very near future. - *Resume*

We have confidence that the Goonicide meme has incredible potential remaining as a significant event in the vast expanses of Internet history. It has not been capitalized on - yet.

As for the specifics of the project, please refer to the upcoming in-depth section regarding our tokenomics, where you can also view the transaction history for all developer wallets.

2. **Motto**: Our motto emphasizes our commitment to integrity, sustainability, and long-term value creation through decentralized VC in the Web3.0 space through providing honest returns, against selling off investors through bots or frequent under-the-table profit extraction, focusing instead on building long-term value by holding onto successful projects (HODL).

We'd like to dominate the entire cryptocurrency space as the most respected and reputable shitcoin dealer known to man. We want to make our presence in the world of venture capital shitcoining one that can be described as both a business, and an art.

3. **Web3.0 Vision**: We want to be known as “the Bitcoin of the Shitcoin Universe” and aim to be a dominating shitcoin powerhouse in a decentralized Web3.0 future.

 

We're an association of bag-acquiring machines. We're actually that nigga.
 
Goonicide Venture Capital™’s foundation lies in $WJNT, a groundbreaking utility coin designed to be the backbone of an ecosystem where investors and developers alike thrive — where we build and hold with passion.
 
$WJNT aims to be a transformative token in the DeFi space, offering a novel approach to venture capital investments through blockchain technology and utility functions designed for investor engagement and rewards.
By prioritizing honest returns and value retention, GVC challenges the status quo of quick profit-seeking strategies often seen in pump-and-dump schemes. We are here to compete not just in a competitive industry but also to set new standards for ethical cryptocurrency business ventures. GVC is more than a project; it’s an experiment in decentralized innovation. By combining blockchain technology with community-driven value capture, we aim to create impactful shetcoins that resonate beyond the digital realm. Our journey begins now — where will you be?